He wasn't sure why he was there but he was, it was so random and um well he wasn't sure. So he decided to falcon punch the ground which instantly gave way and he then found him self underground. It was a huge underground tunnel and what do you know he found pikmin, an army of blue pikmin. Cpt. Falcon didn't understand what they were doing here but he decided to use them as soldiers to go look for parts to repair his ship so he was off.
Hours of walking with 30 blue pikmin behind him cpt. Falcon realized he was lost so he falcon punched the wall next to him which lead to an army of bugs. Cpt. Falcon quickly started throwing the blue pikmin at the bugs the pikmin took action and latched on and started attacking. The only thing is the pikmin were being knocked off and eaten Cpt. Falcon didn't want his blue companions to die so he did a Falcon Kick!!! into the bugs and they all died and so did 25 of the blue pikmin. Cpt. Falcon ordered the blue pikmin to carry the bugs back to the tunnel where Cpt. Falcon had the pikmin follow him to get the rest of the bugs. However the pikmin while distracting Cpt. Falcon with porno made a plan to get rid of him because well there was a reason why they hid from the first Cpt. they didn't like working.
The pikmin had planned an attack on Cpt. Falcon they led him to a huge arena like area in the center of the blue pikmins city which was linked to the tunnel. Here blue pikmin came to watch Cpt. Falcon hadn't a clue what was going on and watched. The blue pikmin locked the gates to the aren and then the blue pikmin in the arena opened gates allowing red pikmin theifs, and feroucious Giant Lady bug looking bugs the pikmin called bulbrogs, then the horns sounded and the red theif pikmin charged the Giant bulbrogs. They intelligently had 1 pikmin lure the bulbrogs while the others started attacking from behind.
Cpt. Falcon was quickly surrounded by giant Bulbrogs and did what he did best Falcon!!!.............................................................................................................
PUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNCHHH!!!!!!!

To be continued...

Someone continue it.

but then as the falcon punch touched the skin of the pinkmin the blue ones formed to make subzero..........

Upon impact, the falcon punch launched the poor pikmin into a bulborg's eye. As soon as the pikmin came into contact with the bulborgs eye, it splattered, sending guts everywhere, and temporarily blinding the bulborg. The blinded bulborg thrashed about violently, killing a countless number of pikmin, and started running blindly at full speed towards an old wall on the side of the arena....

The tremedous punch hit one of the bulborgs right in between the eyes, toppling it over onto a small group of pikmen guarding the exit. The Captain, now realizing that this was a trap to get rid of him for good, ran out the exit as fast as he could. The Pikmen were outraged by this. They have taken down enemies that looked like skyscrapers but they could not get rid of a single little human only twice their size. The captain ran through the cave and soon realized that he was lost. He tried signaling his trusty Falcon Flyer but to no avail. The thick walls of the cave must be blocking its signal and running was getting him no where he thought. A little later down the cave he saw a F-Zero machine but one which he didn't recognise, it was not like anyother machine he had encountered before. It had a symbol of a fox with a cape rather than a number and what looked like lazers atttched to it. Now I dont think this is a very fair machine he thought. But he didn't have time to think anymore for a noise, like the sound of a million ants, was growing louder and he knew the red pikmen were near. All of the sudden the wall across from him shattered into little pieces as the biggest bulborg he had ever seen came crashing through. It was black with white spots on its back. It was huge and mad and headed straight for him. With no time to lose Captain Falcon quickly hoped into this strange new machine........

Captain Falcon sat in the strange machine's cockpit and noticed something was terribly wrong. He didn't have the key! Captain Falcon glanced behind him and the giant bulborg was only a few feet behind him! Knowing there was no time for escape, Captain Falcon closed his eyes and braced himself for impact. A few seconds past and nothing happened. Confused, Captain Falcon looked behind him, the giant bulborg was just standing there, right behind the ship. Captain Falcon looked up at the Bulborg's antanna-like eyes and noticed someone was holding the anntana eyes, using them like a remote to gain control of the Bulborg's movement! "Amazing" Captain Falcon thought. The Fox-like being tossed him a pair of keys and told him to "start the arwing". Captain Falcon assumed the "Arwing" this fox-like being was reffering too was the strange ship, so he started the "Arwing" like the Fox asked. Then, there was a thunderous sound, the red pikmin were approaching quickly from behind! The Fox-like being quickly turned the Bulborg around to face the direction from which the red pikmin were comming from, and did a backflip into the Arwing, letting go of his hold on the bulborg's antanne eyes. Without anyone controlling it, the Bulborg continued its mad dash, this time, towards the army of red pikmin. The Bulborg slowed the red army's movement, but only for a little. The arwing was slowly picking up speed, but not enough speed yet to outrun the red army. The Fox said to captain, "steer! ill hold them off!"
The Fox stood up and began firing countless red lasers at the army while captain falcon was steering the Arwing. By now, the Arwing easily outran the pikmin, but trouble wasn't over yet. Captain Falcon shouted "There's a dead end up ahead! Switch me places!" Captain Falcon hopped onto the front of the Arwing as The Fox hopped into the cockpit. The Arwing was nearly at full speed now, headed straight into the dead end ahead of them. Just before they crashed into the stone wall, Captain Falcon moved as close to the tip of the Arwing as he could, and threw a FAAAAAALCCOOONNN PAUUUUUUNNNCCCHH!!!!!!!!

The punch smashed the wall to bits but because of the pressure of the punch the arwing had been rattled so an had so much force pushing it back the arwing began to stall. The arwing ended up smashing into the ground. Fox and Cpt. Falcon wasting no time ran through the new door, not thinking about how to get off the planet but how to get away from the pikmin.
Cpt. Falcon ran for a time of 30 minutes, Fox exsausted was glad they had finally slowed down. They looked around un-sure what the wanted, noticed it, It was the S.S. Dolphin what it was doing there was unknown to them but they didn't care they charged the ship. Approaching the ship they slowed down looking around to make sure it wasn't a trap because it was too easy. They noticed that the ship started to speak.

"Hi I am the S.S. Dolphin I'm here on a mission with Cpt. pie a trainee of cpt. Olimar collecting data on other species" Amazed by their luck cpt. falcon & Fox were speechless. The two started to wait when, a giant bird approached them. The S.S. Dolphin said "quickly stop the monster I can't be destroyed or cpt. Pie won't be able to bring the information he needs to the Hocotate Freight Company" Cpt. Falcon an Fox took action an charged the beast. While running towards it Cpt. Falcon lifted Fox up an through him at the bird. Then quickly after jumped to the height of fox being thrown an kicked off of foxes head who quickly when plummeting to the ground. Cpt. Falcon the went to kick the beast before realizing he was short a few inches began to fall he fell behind a huge wall of giant grass seperated from fox.

Fox now picking him self up ignoring Cpt. Falcons stupid manuver braced for battle.

(lol, ppl post! it doesnt hafta be long! lol)
As fox stood up, he heard in the distance someone shouting "Staraptor! Use gust!"
Instantly, the large bird flapped its wings, creating a strong wind that blew fox into the air. Fox heard the voice shouting again, "Staraptor! use tackle!" then, the large bird flew at an amazing speed towards fox. "The voice is controling the giant bird!" thought fox as he was slowly falling towards the ground.


(btw staraptor is a pokemon if ya didnt no)