Why aren’t I in Brawl?

Mario’s House*
Knocks on door*
Mario- Hey look its Megaman what are you doin here.
Megaman- Uh well you know I was just in the neiborhood and thought Id drop by. Whats going on in there?
Mario- Oh that well its nothing just a small gathering with old friends.
Megaman looks in door*
Megaman- is that Ganondorf!?
Mario- well and some other people.
Megaman- There is like 30 people! Why wasn’t I invited?
Mario- It’s Nintendo characters only
Megaman- Was that Solid Snake?
Mario- I owe him a favor.
Megaman- you invited Sonic too!? He isn’t Nintendo I thought you hated him!?
Mario- well you see…
Mario shuts door*
Megaman cries* T_T

Megaman talks to Capcom*
Megaman- Why aren’t I in Brawl?
Capcom- Well you see we already have a game for you to be in.
Megaman- Alright! What is it?
Capcom- Well it’s the 9th Megaman game.
Megaman- I bet Ill look supercool!
Capcom- Well…
Transforms Megaman to 8-bit*
Megaman- Whats going on?
Capcom- The fans asked for the oldstyle Megaman so we are using old graphics
Megaman- Well that’s cool I guess… At least I still get to charge my Megabuster.
Capcom- Actually no.
Magaman- Can I fight Bass?
Capcom- Just pretend Megaman 3-8 never happened.
Megaman- Well at least I still get that kickass BN series.
Capcom- Well actually no.
Megaman- Why not?
Capcom- we replaced you.
Megaman-….with who its called Megaman
Capcom- This is Mega (shows Mega) and this is a man (shows the kid) and together they are Megaman.
Megaman- … your kidding right!?
Capcom- No
Megaman points buster at head and fires* Bew bew bew…(megaman deleted effect)

Ceator is Miamoto IDK how to spell

Hey but I still get to be in Brawl right?
Creator- No
Mewtwo- but why I kicked ass in Melee. I am the Ultimate Lifeform!
Shadow- Hey that’s my line!
Mewtwo- Oh shutup! At least you get to be an assist trophy.
Creator- Actually you were the least popular character in Melee.
Mewtwo- What as I recall I could fling people with awesome Phychic powers, (Link is spinning around Mewtwo knocking others to the ground) I could shoot shadow balls from my fingers (Mewtwo picks up Samus and shoots both Link and Samus) and I could teleport and disable people just by looking at them. (Luigi is horrified and turns around to run away and Mewtwo teleports in front and looks in his eyes. Luigi now looks retarded)
Creator- Ok fine. You were overpowered and we can’t make Brawl unfair. So we got you a replacement.
Mewtwo- who could possibly replace me?
Creator- Come in.
Whwargh!!
Mewtwo- Oh hell no I’m not going to be replaced by Lucario. He doesn’t even have cool phychic powers! He has to get damage to get strong, who does that!?
Creator- that’s to bad.
Mewtwo- you will let me in!
Mewtwo tries to use powers*
Creator reflects them back making Mewtwo disabled*
Creator- You should know that wont work on me. Throws pokeball* Next!
Pichu- Pichuuuu! Acts cute*
Creator- Do we have to do this again? You hurt yourself. Nobody wants to play as you.
Pichu- Pipichu! (Shows pichu taunting Kirby, Kirby copies then evil face gathers *electricity then KOs himself x_x)
Pichu- Pichupi Pi chu! Im small and dodge attacks! (Shows falcon punch going over pichus head*)
Creator- Yes but you get knocked away easily.
Pichu- I can do other things too. (Shows epic skullbash kill.)
Creator- No
Pichu- But Im cute. :3
Creator- show me your final smash then
Pichu- Piiiiiiiichuuuu..*zap*… x_x
Creator- *sigh* Oh great Im out of pokeballs.
Creator walks out into waiting room*
Creator- I have a faster way
At Roy* clone
Roy- At least Im a man!
At Dr.Mario* Your really Mario
Dr.Mario- Mamamia *takes off coat*
At Geno* That’s not actually you *spirit floats away*
At young link* Your toon link now
At Banjo* No
At Pac-man* No
At Megaman* …
At Cortez* No
At Masterchief* …ok Im going to stop here we have enough. This is getting rediculous.
Everyone past Masterchief is not going to get in we are full good bye.

If someone you wanted to be in Brawl is not in Brawl blame it on Masterchief.

lololololololololololol. Very entertaining evil! xD

It is actually master chiefs fault cause sonic and snake have a little to do with nintendo but mastercheif has nothing to do with nintendo and ppl actually suggested him for the game when they were letting us then they stopped letting us cause of those suggestions for master chief.

Very good Skin. People were suggesting rediculus stuff and after a while they stopped taking them. The only reason Sonic is in Brawl is because of the mass amount of people who wanted him. Sonic has also been seen on Nintendo consoles and in a game with Mario before and just barely made it in Brawl. Master Chief has nothing to do with Nintendo at all. Even Snake had a Nintendo exclusive game on the handheld.

Lol that was cool xD mastercheif would have been good in brawl burt i would have suggested hmmm i dunno xD

Lol that was cool xD mastercheif would have been good in brawl burt i would have suggested hmmm i dunno xD

nicee! i like this :]

lol this is funny, and i agree, master chief will NEVER be in ANY nintendo game, but i think that megaman may have been a good addition, but he would probably spam his lazer a lot


u guys think that there will be another SSB game? maybe on nintendo's next console, i hope

if they do, i say they put a crapload of characters on it lol

el_final wrote:

lol this is funny, and i agree, master chief will NEVER be in ANY nintendo game, but i think that megaman may have been a good addition, but he would probably spam his lazer a lot


u guys think that there will be another SSB game? maybe on nintendo's next console, i hope

if they do, i say they put a crapload of characters on it lol

never say never. I mean, there's always a possibility(even though the game would probably suck). The only thing I can see Master Chief being in would be Metroid. Haloid ftw!