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I found this game on a diferent site and I though I'd bring it here for fun

Time for a forum game!
This game is called "Genie" alright?

It's simple; a person makes a wish.
EX: I wish I had a slice of cheesecake.

Then, the next poster would be the "Genie" and grant that wish, only with a litle spin. Then the "Genie" makes the wish.
EX: Granted, but this cake was made with moldy, blue cheese that could kill Chuck Norris.
I wish I had a beard.

And it goes on like that.
But all wishes have to be granted somehow.
I'll start off.

I wish Gaby was a dog >: D

Granted, but its conterfeit and now you have been arrested.

I wish for awesome skills

Granted, you're skilled at getting into trouble.

I wish I was an amazing artist.

Granted, but art has been banned due to jealous government officials.

I wish I had wings.

Granted but then someone clipped your flight feathers

I wish for some potato chips .-.

Granted, but I ate them.

I wish I was the richest person in the world. (not really lol)

Grantec but money isnt needed anymore

i wish i knew what i was doing

Granted, but it's something stupid.

I wish someone would watch deleciouscinnamon's veitnamese pokemon crystal playthrough.

Wish has been granted, but that same person reported the video.

I wish someone would play minecraft with me :C.

Granted but then your pc broke.

I wish a had a crunchy cheeto

Granted but it came to life and haunted you in your dreams.

I wish i didnt have school

No.


I wish school was forever.

Wish granted, but there is no school tomorrow (for me :3)

I wish I could fluently speak spanish.

Granted. You beast at Spanish at the cost of forgetting all other languages you may know. Unfortunately, Spanish suddenly becomes a dead language and you become the jibberish talking wacko. D:

I wish McDonalds smoothies didn't have more calories than a cheeseburger.

Wish granted, now the burger and the smoothie have equal calories.

I wish Major Medical could pay the doctors and give me loans to cover my back.

Granted, a doctor tapes a piece of paper labeled "LOANS" on your back.

I wish (hope) the Wii U will not disappoint. D:

lol

Granted, but it's only released in Japan and never makes it to the US.

I wish I had a delicious cookie :]

Granted. You get mugged by the cookie monster for eating his cookie.


I wish I could understand animals.

granted but they were planning to enslave the human race and then capture you when they see that you understand



i wish people would recongnize me

Granted, but then you are mobbed by rabid fans wanted autographs.

I wish I had the ability to fly.

Granted but you're turned into a fly and then someone swats you with a flyswatter.

I wish I was the best in the world at gfx

Granted, but now you're blind.

I wish Yoshi was my best friend.

Granted, since you weren't specific on which Yoshi, all Yoshis want to be your best friend. However, due to jealousy, the Yoshis decide to split you up into pieces to be distributed amongst themselves.


I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted but you got Ash's cocaine voice.


I wish this websites main colors were pink and white.

Granted kirb puts up the april fools day theme again @_@

i wish it wasnt 111111

Granted, but your call has been disconnected.

I wish for a happy birthday tomorrow ^^