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I found this game on a diferent site and I though I'd bring it here for fun

Time for a forum game!
This game is called "Genie" alright?

It's simple; a person makes a wish.
EX: I wish I had a slice of cheesecake.

Then, the next poster would be the "Genie" and grant that wish, only with a litle spin. Then the "Genie" makes the wish.
EX: Granted, but this cake was made with moldy, blue cheese that could kill Chuck Norris.
I wish I had a beard.

And it goes on like that.
But all wishes have to be granted somehow.
I'll start off.

I wish Gaby was a dog >: D

Eggdude when you granted Omnis with it sounded like doctor who.

Anyway, Wish Granted but the power is too much for you and you wind up playing the music in you own head with no hope of turning it off.

I wish i had the ability to walk through walls.

granted BUT its dysfunctional and u get stuck between a wall one day o3o

i wish i had ghost powers like those from danny phantom

Granted but then you get sucked into a thermos by your father

I wish I could control the weather

granted, but some big fancy powerful company decides to capture u and manipulate u for ur powers

i wish i was rich :[

Your blood is now so rich in iron that a nearby magnet flies into your face and knocks you out.

I wish that I could make clones of myself.

I wanna try! Ok here:

Granted. But then your clones will kill you in your sleep x.X

I wish I had nothing.

Wish granted, you no longer exist.
I wish Super Smash Brothers for the Wii U would come out faster...

granted. but then the wii u will break faster.

i wish i had a pen

Wish granted, but there's no ink inside.
I wish I had a bottle of water.

Granted. But then the water became acid

I wish i had a bird.

Wish granted. You are now permanently Big Bird; it's impossible to remove the suit.

I wish that I could safely download data into my brain.

Wish granted, you have safely downloaded a Trojan virus into your brain.

I wish I had more motivation.

Wish granted. You are more motivated to do nothing.

I wish that I could shape-shift.

Wish granted! You can now turn into circles, squares and triangles. Geometry has never been so interactive!

I wish I wasn't hungry.

wish granted, now u died due to lack of nutrients from never eating.
i wish i had a diamond encrusted living pony

Granted, you now have a live pony encrusted solid diamond. However, the pony can't move, breath, eat, or use the bathroom because its limbs are trapped and its various openings are sealed with diamond.

I just realized we need to have the current memes added to our site. lol
(insert trollface)

I wish that all fried foods were healthy.